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1. Name: Agata
2. Nickname(s): zygol, fretka (polish for ferret)
3. Birthday: 12 XII
4. That makes you: a sexy rodent younger than anyone.
5. Where were you born: Bydgoszcz, Poland
6. Location right now: my room
7. Shoe size: 37
8. How any piercings?: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT (one in each ear by the way.)
9. Tattoos?: wish to have one.
10. When you wake up you're: faaaaaaabulous
11. When your about to sleep you're: still fabaaaabulous.
12. Zodiac sign: Sagitarius
13. Chinese sign: goatie <3
14. Righty or Lefty: there's a fancy latin-originating word for that - DEXTROUS
15. Innie or Outie: shut-in (PIWNICA NAJLEPSZA DZIELNICA)
16. School: Adam Mickiewicz University in Poznań
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: Polish
18. Hair colour you were born with: brown
19. Colour right now: j/w
20. Weight: ~55kg (got on like 5 kilos due to being a lazy little fuck)
21. Height: 160cm (155cm when measured with antropometer)
22. Braces?: nope
23. Glasses?: my swag items? always.
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: yes
25. If so, who?: hm... my boyfriend being a full fledged man with a penis?
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?:
27. Who has a crush on you?: I don't know, I don't talk with people that much to know these things.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: never.
29. Who was your first kiss: my classmate's friend, she got us to know each other
30. Who was your last kiss: my boyfriend
31. Are you a virgin?: no
32. Ever had a threesome before?: ohgodpleaseno
33. There isn't a #33?? no there isn't.
34. Have you ever been in love?: I am right now, you dumb motherf*ckin survey.
35. Broken any hearts?: no. eaten a few, tasted good.
36. Got your heart broken?: no
37. Ever liked a friend?: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLUL TO NOT LIKE A FRIEND
38. What happened?: shit. it always happens. always happening motherfucker.
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in? 1
40. How many were serious enough to count: 0
41. Who were those serious ones: MY HAND, SHE'S ALWAYS SERIOUS AND MATTERS TO ME
42. Ever herped a derp:
OH GOD DID I JUST HERP
43. What made them different:
44. What happened: I met my current boyfriend.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: my current one. only him, hihi.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: I didn't have enough of them to tell
47. Ever been kissed: MY SWAG MAKES ME BEING KISSED ALL THE TIME. IN VARIOUS PLACES. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
48. Who do you want back: my dead kitties.
49. Who do you regret: Nobody
50. Why?:
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: "Mayonaka to Mahiru no Yume" and "Siren" by Asian Kung Fu Generation, "Small Town" by The Rasmus, "Smile, smile, smile" by MLP's Pinkie Pie
52. Movie: I don't watch too much of them
53. Food: ANY KIND OF FOOD. SERIOUSLY.
54. Drink: green tea with quince
55. Store: Biedronka~~~
56. Television show: I don't watch TV
57. Holiday: any holiday I can spend with my boyfriend.
58. Book: I don't read too much
59. Ice cream: chocolate
60. Sweets: any
61. Crisps: TOP CHIPS Z BIEDRONKI
62. Type of music: any genre is fine by me
63. Artist:
64. Word: definitely not this one
65. Time of day: night
66. Dressing: NO CLOTHES.
67. Alcoholic drink: anything that is not wine is fine by me
68. Colour(s): #aee70d
69. Piece of clothing: scarf/shawl/whatever for covering my neck
70. Character: that badass bro type of character (omfg Garrus)
71. Smell: CATS, my boyfriend, petrol.
72. Shampoo: any type
73. Soap: j/w
74. Smiley: :3, ;_;, xD
75. Board game: CHIŃCZYK KURWY
76. Sport: basketball
77. Number: 8
78. Quote: "CZO"
79. Animal: cats, axolotles and ferrets.
80. Actor: Robin Williams
82. Vegetable: any
83. Fruit: j/q
84. Place to be: my bf's home
85. Thing in your room: my bed, laptop and a cup of good ol' green tea.
86. Gum: any type
87. Shape: circle
88. Country: I guess Poland
89. Shopping Centre: nope.avi
90. Car: I know when I like a car the moment I see it, I can't memorize their names though.
91. Boy's name: I WANT TO HAVE SONS NAMED FLORIAN AND ANTONI. PS TO PRAWDA. other than that - I have no idea
92. Girl's name: I dunno
93. Family member: my cousin
94. Restaurant: Lotos w Bydgoszczy, ech te nostalgie ;_;
95. Movie place: couch in front of tv/laptop
96. Person to go to the movies with: none
97. Noise: the one cracking my current process of thinking, that one overwhelming and turning myself nowhere but towards that very sound. oh, and nice bass and drums.
98. Brand of shoe: JAPĄKY
99. Brand of clothing: Comfortable Co.
100. Body part of a chicken: wing
101. Swear word: the best polish KURWA CHUJU PIRDOLONY GDZIE MI SIE WPIERDALASZ CWELU ZAJEBANY
102. Month: any sunny and warm one
103. Possession: my brain. IT MAKES YOU SO ALIVE YOU KNOW.
105. Season: SPRING MOTHAFUCKAZ
106. Radio station: RMF FM
107. Magazine: I don't read
108. Favourite Class: maths/physics
109. Least favourite grade: dunno
110. Teacher: definitely all of English ones <3
111. Least favourite teacher: DEFINITELY ALL OF THE FRENCH ONES.
112. Subject: x
113. Subject to talk about: FOOD/TOHO/TOHOPEELDRAMACIOTYIPEDALSTWO
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: my dad
115. Who's your dad?: my mom
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any brothers?: one
118. Any Sisters?: one
120. Coolest: my cousin I mentioned earlier
121. Loudest: MOM AND HER FAMILY ARGH
122. Best relative: COUSIN AGAIN
123. Worse relative: my parents.
124. Do you get along with your parents? do I get along with them at all?
125. With your siblings? j/w
126. Does anyone understand you? haha no.
127. Do you have any pets?: yesh
128. If so, what kind and name? cat called MIŁEK : |
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: AXOLOTLE, FERRET.
130. Can I be a part of your family? if you can cook why not?
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? if university counts then yes
132. Did you drop out?: no, but sometimes I want to.
133. Your current GPA: my what.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I EAT AIR. DELICIOUS AIR.
135. ABC's?: DIRIVATIVES AND INTEGRALS? YES ALWAYS.
136. Favorite class: I said somewhere earlier
137. Play any sports at school?: basketball
138. Are you popular?: NO. AND THANKS GOD FOR THAT.
139. Favourite memory: none
140. Most humiliating moment?: psychology lessons at uni.
141. Most funniest moment: none
142. Most scared moment: one of my classmates fainted in secondary school due to heat
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear
145. Chicken: MEAT
146. Dog: goldem retriever
147. Christina Aguilera: JELLYFISH FROM "SHARK TALE"
148. Ricky Martin: SHE BANGS.
149. 50 cent: Candy Shop.
150. Poop: kawaii moe sparkling Japanese poo :3
151. Beach: holidays in Spain
152. Desert: Sahara [cool]
153. Water: bottle
154. Osama: that towel-on-head bearded guy
155. Love: my boyfriend
156. Your little brother: he doesn't exist
157. Butt: DAT ASS
158. Clowns: how can those entertain people instead of scaring them?
159. Wonder: "Lemon Tree" song
16o. Brown: OH GOD MY HAIR OH GOD MY EYES OH GOD MY EVERYTHING
161. Banana: yellow colour
162. Sex: all of that delicious stuff that happens when noone is looking.
163. Parents: let's ommit this question
164. Homosexuals: I have nothing against them
165. God?: apatheism all the way -
IDONTCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
Section Nine: Do you believe in
166. God: same in 165
167. Heaven:
168. Devil:
169. Hell:
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: no
172. Fortune tellings: sometimes
173. Magic: j/w
174. Love at first sight: not possible
175. Ghosts: sometimes
176. Voo-doo dolls: no
177. Reincarnation: maybe...?
178. Yourself: BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOUSELF. ehehe no.
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: no
181. Drink alcohol: yes
182. Cuss: OF COURSE YOU DUMBASS CUNT
183. Sing in the shower: no
184. Like school: NO.
185. Want to get married: yesh
186. Type with all of your fingers: no
187. Think you\'re attractive: herp derp
188. Drink and drive: no
189. Snore: no
190. Sleep walk: no
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: mixed feelings about this one
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone: no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: yes
195. Been arrested: no
196. Gone to jail or juve: no
197. Skateboarded: no
198. Skinny dipped: no
199. Rock climbed: not really
200. Killed someone: IT'S NOT LEGAL SO NO.
201. Watched porn: yes, got bored after a few minutes.
202. Gone on a road trip: no
203. Went out of the country: yes
204. Talked back to an adult: yes
205. Broken a law: maybe
206. Got pulled over: no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: no
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: never had that opportunity
210. Kissed a brother\'s or sister\'s friend: ffs no
211. Kissed a friend\'s brother or sister: j/w
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: WHEN I DROP SOMETHING I PUT IT BACK IN A POT/ON A FRYING PAN, TEMPEATURE KILLS GERMS ANYWAY
213. Moon someone: dunno what dies that mean
214. Shop-lifted: no
215. Worked at McDonald\'s: no
216. Eaten a dog: no
217. Give money to a homeless person: I gave one biscuits
218. Glued your hand to yourself: I glued my fingers to each other
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
220. Had a one night stand: no and I never will.
221. Smoked: no
222. Done drugs: no
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: wanted to a few times
225. Had cyber sex: no
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: always.
227. Caught someone doing something: no
228. Played a game that removes clothing: yes
229. Cried during a movie: yes
230. Cried over someone: dunno
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: no
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: wanted to
234. Cheated on a test: STORY OF MY LIFE
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: probably not
236. Sky dive: OHGODYES
237. Swim with dolphins: yes
238. Steal a friend\'s bf or gf: nevur
239. Try to be the opposite sex: not in this life
240. Lie to the police: no
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: always doing that shit.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
245. Another missing number: what.
Section Thirteen: Are you
246. Shy: fuck yeah
247. Loud: no
248. Nice: IF TOUCHING PEOPLE ON WELCOMING THEM IS CONSIDERED NICE THEN YES. jk I'm usually not.
249: Outgoing: no.
250: Quiet: yes.
251. Mean: 60% of time, it's not dependant on me
252. Emotional: yes
253. Sensitive: yes
254. Gay: maybe I'm bisexual, I don't pay too much attention to this matter
255. Strong: >me >strong bahahaahahaha.
256. Weak: yes
257. Caring: yes
258. Dangerous: no
259. Crazy: no
260. Spontaneous: I like doing spontaneous things from time to time. usually when noone is looking.
261. Funny: maybe sometimes, I'm not other people to judge myself
262. Sweet: no
263. Sharing: yes
264. Responsible: NO xD
265. Trustworthy: I'm trying my best to
266. Open-minded: of course
267. Creative: from time to time
268. Cute: no
269. Slick: no
270. Smart: maybe sometimes
271. Dumb: almost always
272. Evil: no, I;m too stupid to be evil
273. Ghetto: no
274. Classy: no
275. Photogenic: no
276. Dependable: no
277. Greedy: yes
278. Ugly: I don't know
279. Messy: yes
280. Neat: no
281. Perverted: yes
282. Silly: maybe
283. A bitch: I have a vagina so yes
284. A Good Listener: yes
285. A Fighter: definitely not, I;m obedient
286. A Party Animal?: LOLNOPE.swf
287. A Game Freak: yesh
288. A Computer Freak: just as above
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: any that gives moniez
290. Dream house: single-family house
291. Husband/Wife: yesh
292. Kids: if I will have enough money and time to raise them.
293. Names: mentioned them somewhere earlier
294. Pets: these too
295. Car: NEKOBUS
296. Age you would want to get married: 20-30
297. Best Man/Bride\'s Maid: KAITO NAJLEPSZE MAIDY 398. seriously though I don't know
298. Honeymoon: I HAVE NO IDEA. :33333
Section Fifteen: Your friends
299. Best friend: I have a few of them
300. Known the longest: ŻULT OHOHOHOHOHO <3
301. Craziest: TEŻ ŻULT
302. Loudest: dunno
303. Shyest: Placek chyba. ;_;
304. Best hair: DEVIOL I JEGO RÓŻOWE CHINA WSTĄŻECZKI.
305. Best eyes: by boyfriend, hihi
306. Best body: MMMMMM, MAM JEDNĄ OSOBĘ NA MYŚLI, ALE SIĘ OBRAZI, JAK JEJ POWIEM, ŻE KRĘCI MNIE JEJ TALIA
307. Most Athletic: dunno
308. Hot-Tempered: Bonnie and Clyde - me and my boyfriend. seriously xD
309. Most impatient: me.
310. Shortest: also me. ;_;
311. Tallest: Placek
312. Skinniest: PLACEK Y U JESTEŚ W KAŻDEJ MOŻLIWEJ ODPOWIEDZI
313. Best singer: never heard them sing. : o
314. Funniest: that bunch o' them with who I spend my whole afternoons with on Skype + Postałke.
315. Can always make you laugh: ^
316. Wish you talked to more: Jolt. ;_;
317. Wish you saw more: EVERYONE
318. Who drives you insane after a while: dunno, depends on my sick mood.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: j/w
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the \'next level\: no
321. Whose always been there when you need them: 314 <3
322. Who is like your family: ^
323. How many friends do you have?: 299
324. How many are really close?: I only treat people really close to me as my friends.
Section Sixteen: The last
325. Thing you ate: popcorn
326. Thing you drank: Lipton
327. Thing you wore: jeans, shirt, polar
328. Thing you did: YOUR MOM.
329. Place you went: kitchen, just as I should
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: my ears 10 years ago
331. Person you saw: mum
332. Person you hugged: my boyfriend. a hell of time ago ;_;
333. Person you kissed: ^
334. ANOTHER EMPTY: u so funneh, 1 less answer to think about
335. Person you talked to online: that usual afternoon Skype sect.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: aquaintance from class
337. Song you heard: 2nd Mirai Nikki opening
[link]338. Show you saw: I don't remember
339. Time you fought with your parents: too long to remember
340. Time you fought with a friend: actually not too long ago.
Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Nothin
345. What are you thinking: I'm gonna piss as soon as I'm done this shit.
346. What are you wearing: I said earlier you dumbass.
347. What are you doing: YOUR MOM AGAIN.
349. Hair: Brown.
350. Mood: so-so
351. Listening to: mentioned earlier
352. Talking to anyone: yes
353. Watching anything: LOOK AT MY GENITALS
Section Eighteen: Yes or No DISREGARD THAT I'LL WRITE WHAT I WANT.
354. Are you a vegetarian: no
355. Are you a carnivore: I eat meat with other things.
356. Are you heterosexual: NIEWIEM
357. Do you like penguins: IM A SOCIALLY AKWARD ONE MYSELF
358. Do you write poetry: I wish I head a gift for that, even a bit
359. Do you see stupid people: yes, everyfuckingwhere.
360. You + Me: you... who?
361. Do you like the Osbournes: I don't know them
362. Can you see flying pigs: not yet
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: I don't know
366. Are you a zombie: no
367. Am i annoying you: yes, those repetitive questions are a nuisance and eyesore.
368. Do you bite your nails: sometimes
369. Can you cross your eyes: no
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AM I DOING WHAT
371. Have you touched someone\'s private part: MMMMM~~~
Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: summer
373. Spring or Autumn: SPRING
374. Shakira or Britney: they both fit in a blender pretty well in my opinion.
375. MTV or VH1: I don't watch tv
376. Black or White: IT DONT MATTER OF YOURE BLACK OR WHITE. both are cool lol
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: basket of course
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: mobile
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: alko
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke
386. Tape or Glue: tape
387. McDonald\'s or In-n-Out: HOME MADE SHIT
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: srs bsns.
389. About boy bands: gay gangbangs at most.
390. About suicide: sign of being a coward and afraid to challenge your life. soooo like me.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: SLICE THAT BITCH.
392. About teen pregnancy: how could those pests be so immature.
393. Where do you think you\'ll be in 10 years: ON EARTH LOL
394. Who do you think you\'ll still be friends with in 5 years: PEOPLE
395. About gay men: it was somewhere earlier. OH WAIT NEXT REPETITIVE QUESTION IN THIS TEST. SO UNEXPECTED.
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: no
397. Current weather right now: NIGHT WEATHER
398. Current time: 00:18
399. Any shout outs: WYPIERDALACZ
400. Last thoughts: kurwa jaki ktoś był mało kreatywny i nie przemyślał tego tekstu. pić.
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